Roadkill Costume (SM-38875)
Fancy Dress Postage and Packaging for Online Purchases Only
Our standard carriage cost is £7.99 for UPS Next Day Delivery which is fast delivery and fully tracked - to UK Mainland only every working day. Saturday delivery is available through the courier at an extra cost or you may choose Royal Mail Saturday delivery. Please contact us for further information and costings if you wish to have a timed delivery with the courier.
Any order received after 3.00pm or any order placed over the weekend or Bank Holiday will be shipped the next business day
We recommend anyone in Northern Ireland, Isle of Wight, Shetlands, Scottish Highlands/off the coast of Scotland, Republic of Ireland, Isle of Man, and Channel Islands use Priority Delivery unless you require an urgent timed delivery through UPS courier which is at an additional cost. Please see below for postage prices.
*UPS Express Next Day Delivery - £7.99 - UK Mainland only
*Priority Delivery - £5.99 - Recommended for UK islands ie Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Isle of Man, Shetlands, Isle of Wight and Scottish Islands including the Highlands. - takes 2 to 3 working days
*Standard Delivery - £4.99 - takes 5 to 7 working days
*Special Delivery - Guaranteed Saturday Delivery - £13.95
*European delivery-signed for - £14.95
*Rest of the world International signed for - £24.95
Postage prices are for parcels under 2kg
*Collect In Store at any store - £1.50 (Please phone the store chosen for collection before travelling)
FIREWORKS ARE COLLECT IN STORE ONLY
For full terms and conditions for purchasing On-Line ONLY see: https://www.hollywood.uk.com/terms-and-conditions
|Description||We here at Hollywood have been in the Halloween dress-up business for a long time. Over the years, we’ve gotten well acquainted with the classic costumes to which everyone reliably returns. But then we’ve also seen some weird and wonderful submissions in that same period – those strange, slightly unhinged creations which are guaranteed to get people talking. This roadkill costume falls quite firmly into the latter category. It consists of a bunny suit with a large, bloodstained tyre track running through the centre. It pays tribute to all of the rabbits which have suddenly darted in front of speeding vehicles, and paid the ultimate price. Of course, rabbits and cars are not a happy coupling. The result of their union, inevitably, is a bloodstained bumper and a flattened leporid. For the people who’ve caused such fatalities, this costume will likely prove highly distasteful – which is part of its charm! The brain of the poor little rabbit did not evolve to deal with modern contrivances like the internal combustion engine and the Highway Code – and it’s hard not to feel a little guilty at how modernity so ruthlessly squishes their fluffy little bodies. Is that more horrifying than a witch or a vampire? Wear this costume to your next Halloween party and you’ll find out!|